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cmon child safety lid you know it's me
bela lugosi's dead and me also i feel not so good
its also ahistorical to claim that european states are "not siding against isr because they don't want to look antisemitic" governments do not care about that even though liberal norms might have convinced you they do. they're siding with isr in droves because it is in line with their own political and economic interests, i.e., continuing to have a militarized outpost in the middle east through which they can run intelligence and exercise some degree of control over the rest of the region. they are not random accounts on twitter who don't want to be "accused of being problematic"
dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called-
me: i dont wanna hear it man. last week it was slutweed, the week before that it was the jpeg weed that kept clipping through the paper, just give me the normal shit
dealer: aw come on man i got the cocomelon weed👶 i got the analog horror weed👁 i even got the pizza tower weed🍕 dont worry its not just oregano😉🌿
me: do you even sell normal weed. are you some kind of fucking trickster spirit.
high pitched gnomish voice from somewhere in dealer’s giant trenchcoat: i thinjk shes onto us boss
My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.
this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet
do you want me. have you wanted me. will you want me. when will you want me
MY BROTHER ; THE PARASITE
People die, and sometimes they come back. Your brother is one of those. Even as his body rots and his mind unravels, he still has control over you— just like when you were kids.
A short, interactive story about a corpse, a complicated sibling relationship, and the things we forget. Made in Twine. Written, illustrated, and coded in about three weeks for the IFComp.
Content warnings included on the itch.io page and in the story itself.























